My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.

He directly drinks from the bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfortamil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My Grandma is 96 years old and she still doesn't need glasses

She drinks straight from the bottle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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A woman in a bikini reveals approx. 96% of her body

But I'm polite, I only look at the covered parts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Dr. Henry Heimlich dies at age 96

Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up over here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Eugene Polley, the inventor of the tv remote died at the age of 96.

He was found at his home in between the couch cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullheadofha1r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Verily I gave unto him a goblet, and forthwith hailed him by the name he hath previously declared to me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterpososo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Would you like to be the sun in my life?

DAD: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

MOM: Awww... Yes!!!

DAD: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajid786farz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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This really sums up the 90's

90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Here's the thing...

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e8/55/96/e855965784a4d8df7085dd5cdb59d011.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redgears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows in the Greater Boston area recently.

There was concern that they might have died from Avian Flu. An avian pathologist examined the remains of the crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not avian flu. The cause of death was vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that nearly 96% of the crows had been struck by trucks, while only 4% were car impacts.

The MTA then hired an Ornithological Behavourist to determine the reason for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills vs car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat roadkill, they have a look-out crow nearby to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah!", none could shout "Truck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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My AP Econ teacher must be a dad

I DEMAND that you SUPPLY me with answers to the following questions:

p. 96 #'s 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, & 11 finish for Monday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterDhugeD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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The 90s summed up !

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 =945 !!!!! Ba dum tss!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifckinggold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Pretty much sums up the 90's.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fried_Cheesee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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The 90s summed up.

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wip_splinter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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This sums up the 90s

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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