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πŸ‘€︎ u/meljennings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwissCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you know that an ATM has 80 Million in it?

That's why it's called 80M.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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An 80 year old goes to a pub with his grandchildren

The security outside checks everyone's temperature and when the old man's turn comes he says , am I cool enough to be in there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taneemshareeb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.

Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ST3RT0RGU3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My grandma is 80% Irish.

People call her Iris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My wife says I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock recently

Oh well, here I go again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshyboy123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Where should you look up 80s white guy rappers?

wiki wiki wiki wiki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.

Love Shaq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar

They were in tens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call your mother's 80-year-old sister who is afraid of everything?

Aunt Eek!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeanut76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Cop to me: I clocked your friend at over 80 MPH

Me to cop: You're lying! Nobody can punch that fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djibarov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I lost 80 pounds.

Now I won’t be able to pay for that new toaster I wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyBWCH
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats

I didn’t know i was that out of touch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnocky12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?

Haulin’ Oats... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my MΓΆtley CrΓΌe cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you hear about the singing farmer who was big in the 80s?

He was Haulin' Oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtSnakePlissken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?

Molly ringworm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit

My wife said it was a huge waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Gollum cloned himself and formed an 80s synth-pop band

They call themselves Flock of Smeagols

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I'm a pretty good golfer and I normally shoot in the low 80s

Any hotter than that is uncomfortable

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My grandma is 80% Irish.

People call her Iris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrpeting
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamer552233
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bopaqod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80

AYE MATEY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starcream28266
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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