When Puns and 80s music intersect
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/advocatus_ebrius_est
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My wife told me she was sick of my obsession with 80s music

To which I said β€œOh come on, Eileen”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwenJthomas89
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Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.

There is no Cure.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gpgfa
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Music puns
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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Food crimes
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisonwonderland122
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What are windmills’ favorite genre of music?

They're big metal fans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salah_2005
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My waiter couldn’t find my table when he was bringing me my food.

The table number is 404

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SimulationV2018
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My Uncle David told me that people in the 80s had the chance to have super powers for 24 hours and they could do what ever they wanted with them

He said "We could be heroes, but just for one day"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lostgate
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What’s a toe’s favorite food?

Spaghetti and FEETballs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mdwelsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2022
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucicerious
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From now on, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea.

It's a solid plan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greedydita
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2021
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What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?

Haulin’ Oats... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

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When a dragon doesn't properly cook their food, will they catch wyrm worms?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/secretbudgie
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True story: Many years ago I worked a drive thru fast food place. A tow truck came through with a car hooked up in back. I asked him what I could get for him. The driver asked for a minute to decide.

After a minute I said, β€œSir, can you hurry up? You’re holding up the car behind you.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/neighbor_mike
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I love Indian food

But I’m always hesitant about the appetizers. It seems like a lot of them would be naan-starters.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PostalveolarDrift230
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What type of music do balloons hate ?

Pop music

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Egg-celent
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What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?

Brrrrrrrrritos

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Strawberry Jam: Athletes Get Stuck in International Food Fight | This article is jam-packed of fruit related puns. Please enjoy responsibly. wsj.com/articles/what-hap…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teingles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2022
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What's a cow's favorite kind of music?

Bluegrass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speechifying
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I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats

I didn’t know i was that out of touch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gnocky12
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Son who's 6 says "dad what do you call someone who robs a fast food place?"

A burgerler

Very proud dad over here! 🀣

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MentalWrongdoer3
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My grandma was 80% Irish

They used to call her Iris

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1saltymf
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What kind of food do you use to protect yourself?

Pasta, it's im-penne-trable!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grassblox311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2022
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What is Shakespeare's favorite food?

Homelet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andre_NG
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An Indian grocery store started a blockchain business where tokens can be redeemed for flatbreads, chocolate, or dog food.

They're Naan-Fudge-Kibble Tokens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aegeus
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Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday

Whoops. Now don’t be sad, β€˜cause two out of three ain’t bad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Baltisotan
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A butcher eats 0,5 kg of potatoes, a kilo of vegetables and 0,5 kg of other food, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Glittering_Being7500
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What kind of food is always stoned?

A Pot Roast

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My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food.

My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"

I replied: "A little sneezoning."

I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redenbacher09
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What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon?

Pop music.

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My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.

We called him Reggae Tony.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/henry_holyoak
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What kind of music do windmills like to listen to?

They’re big heavy metal fans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcdolsa
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A man orders some food at an international restaurant, but it’s difficult to chew and scratches up the inside of his mouth. He complains to the waiter that his food is painful to consume. The waiter replies:

β€œI’m sorry you don’t enjoy it sir. That’s one of our staple foods.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P1nealColada
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…

Gotcha! Lol

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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlueMageTheWizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2022
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We used to call them 'food fights'...

... but kids today call them 'all you can yeet buffets'...

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What kind of music is bad for balloons?

Pop.

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Sand Witch or something im not into food
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nerdiestyt
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Where does a lawyer store his food?

In a quart bag.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mashedgears
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What tree should you store your food in?

A pine tree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HKgamer13
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What is a dog's favorite food?

Wooffles!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phyzzie
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What do you call an oven that makes music?

Micro Vav Beethoven

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I had to ask for help to reach my favorite TV dinner from the top shelf of the frozen foods aisle.

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BubzTheDeranged
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I was asked to describe what Run-DMC was like in the 80’s.

I said β€œit’s tricky”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pookells
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I've started an online service that matches people with their favorite Southern foods

It's called eHominy.com

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
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What kind of rock music do they listen to in Atlantis?

Depth metal πŸ€˜πŸ§œβ€β™€οΈπŸ€˜

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine_legged_stool
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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