When Puns and 80s music intersect
My wife told me she was sick of my obsession with 80s music
To which I said “Oh come on, Eileen”
Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets
PB&Js (in the shape of guitars)
Veggie tray
Fruit tray
Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have
Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
What are windmills’ favorite genre of music?
My waiter couldn’t find my table when he was bringing me my food.
My Uncle David told me that people in the 80s had the chance to have super powers for 24 hours and they could do what ever they wanted with them
He said "We could be heroes, but just for one day"
What’s a toe’s favorite food?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.
From now on, I will avoid food that gives me diarrhea.
What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?
Haulin’ Oats...
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I’ll show myself to the door.
-dad
When a dragon doesn't properly cook their food, will they catch wyrm worms?
True story: Many years ago I worked a drive thru fast food place. A tow truck came through with a car hooked up in back. I asked him what I could get for him. The driver asked for a minute to decide.
After a minute I said, “Sir, can you hurry up? You’re holding up the car behind you.”
I love Indian food
But I’m always hesitant about the appetizers. It seems like a lot of them would be naan-starters.
What type of music do balloons hate ?
What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?
Strawberry Jam: Athletes Get Stuck in International Food Fight | This article is jam-packed of fruit related puns. Please enjoy responsibly.
wsj.com/articles/what-hap…
What's a cow's favorite kind of music?
I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats
I didn’t know i was that out of touch
Son who's 6 says "dad what do you call someone who robs a fast food place?"
A burgerler
Very proud dad over here! 🤣
My grandma was 80% Irish
They used to call her Iris
What kind of food do you use to protect yourself?
Pasta, it's im-penne-trable!
What is Shakespeare's favorite food?
An Indian grocery store started a blockchain business where tokens can be redeemed for flatbreads, chocolate, or dog food.
They're Naan-Fudge-Kibble Tokens.
Meat Loaf has made great music. Meat Loaf has had iconic film roles. Meat Loaf will see his 75th Birthday
Whoops. Now don’t be sad, ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad.
A butcher eats 0,5 kg of potatoes, a kilo of vegetables and 0,5 kg of other food, what does he weigh?
What kind of food is always stoned?
My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food.
My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
I replied: "A little sneezoning."
I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.
What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon?
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
What kind of music do windmills like to listen to?
They’re big heavy metal fans
A man orders some food at an international restaurant, but it’s difficult to chew and scratches up the inside of his mouth. He complains to the waiter that his food is painful to consume. The waiter replies:
“I’m sorry you don’t enjoy it sir. That’s one of our staple foods.”
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
We used to call them 'food fights'...
... but kids today call them 'all you can yeet buffets'...
What kind of music is bad for balloons?
Sand Witch or something im not into food
Where does a lawyer store his food?
What tree should you store your food in?
What is a dog's favorite food?
What do you call an oven that makes music?
I had to ask for help to reach my favorite TV dinner from the top shelf of the frozen foods aisle.
The steaks were too high.
I was asked to describe what Run-DMC was like in the 80’s.
I've started an online service that matches people with their favorite Southern foods
What kind of rock music do they listen to in Atlantis?
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?
Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.
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