80s Rock Puns

A list of puns related to "80s Rock"

I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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👤︎ u/Manly-Stanley
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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My wife says I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock recently

Oh well, here I go again

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👤︎ u/welshyboy123
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'

We were better than The Cure

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👤︎ u/gross04
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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Why was the farmer in the mood for some 80's soft rock?

He was haulin' oats.

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👤︎ u/BootymeatJohnson
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?

Haulin’ Oats... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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Dad dropped this one on me many years ago at a restaurant.

We walk into a restaurant and are immediately seated, and several minutes later our waiter comes to greet us and asks if we'd like to start with anything.

Dad: Uh, you know, I think we're going to need a few more minutes to decide.

Waiter: Of course! I'll be back to check on you in a few minutes. No Rush!

Dad: looks at me Huh... I wonder what she has against Canadian rock bands from the 80's...

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👤︎ u/Troubled_Tribble
📅︎ Oct 02 2013
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Was driving with my dad today...

I was in the car with my dad today and a 70's/80's rock song came on.

"Is this Boston?"

"No. This is (town we were driving in)."

Rock on, dad.

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👤︎ u/Al_Capownage
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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