18 Hilarious 80s Band Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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👤︎ u/Manly-Stanley

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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👤︎ u/Odins_left_testicle

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'

You might remember our flyers

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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I was in an 80's band called the prevention

We were better than the cure.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.

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👤︎ u/thoxis1

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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Gollum cloned himself and formed an 80s synth-pop band

They call themselves Flock of Smeagols

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Apr 17 2019

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One of my favorite bands from the 80’s

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👤︎ u/Space_tronaut

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called 'prevention'

We were better than The Cure

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👤︎ u/gross04

📅︎ Mar 17 2017

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I've decided I want to manage an all Muslim 80's cover band. The name?

Koran Koran

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👤︎ u/belfaj26

📅︎ Aug 06 2016

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What 80’s band was the smelliest.

DurianDurian

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👤︎ u/n8yi

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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My financial advisor must've been listening to 80s hair bands

He told me to put my retirement money in a David Lee Roth IRA

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👤︎ u/WalkThisWhey

📅︎ Jun 15 2016

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What 80's band would Darth Vader be in?

Twisted Sithter

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👤︎ u/Gartictus

📅︎ Aug 13 2016

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My dad used to be in an 80's band called Prevention..

He says they were far better than The Cure!

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👤︎ u/keenan316

📅︎ Jun 18 2017

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Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?

Because Iran’s so far away.

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👤︎ u/a_big_fat_dump

📅︎ May 02 2021

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Dad dropped this one on me many years ago at a restaurant.

We walk into a restaurant and are immediately seated, and several minutes later our waiter comes to greet us and asks if we'd like to start with anything.

Dad: Uh, you know, I think we're going to need a few more minutes to decide.

Waiter: Of course! I'll be back to check on you in a few minutes. No Rush!

Dad: looks at me Huh... I wonder what she has against Canadian rock bands from the 80's...

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👤︎ u/Troubled_Tribble

📅︎ Oct 02 2013

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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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👤︎ u/MookieV

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.

It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no Cure!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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