Need some help. Life's been difficult.

My family/town has socially alienated me for my sexuality. This has lead to quite a couple of problems, as you could imagine.

I've been behind on my taxes for quite a bit and it was only a matter of time before the government found out. They've been having a field day confiscating all my belongings.

That leaves me on the street.

I make enough money panhandling and doing under the table stuff to get me food every day and even enough to pay for an unlimited data plan, which I'm using to write this.

I need support. I can't continue on like this.

Life's not easy.

Especially if you're a homelessexual like me.

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Why do startup bands pay for the most expensive data plans?

Unlimited gigs

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Data plan

Me and my dad were watching TV and it was the commercial break and a cellphone commercial came on. They mentioned a unlimited data plan and I said, "I Wish I had an unlimited data plan." He then said, "Well you can, I'm right here."

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Lady of the evening asks my dad if he wants a little company...

He says, "No thanks, I'd like a big company with 1000 employees, unlimited expense account and a corporate jet."

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