As a new dad, my jokes are boundless

My wife was getting a sheet from the closet and I went to jump on the bed and said, "wait let me get this sheet on there!" I said "don't use that language with me!"

She drop the sheet said you're stupid and walked out of the room.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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