A list of puns related to "16s"
You must be a Simpson then.
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Smells like teen spirit
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
He got hit by a 4x4.
“Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
In our house It's really causing some division
Oops, wrong sub
Really big hands.
So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.
Literally just now he’s making chili and he pours in some frozen corn (beginning of the chili making process) and he tries a spoonful
Me looking from the other room: how’s it taste?
Him: cold
Me out of breath from running in at the speed of light: so it’s a little CHILI?
Him: get out
A square dance
Four richer, four poorer, four better and four worse...
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Batman
But most of them just have 4
Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?
16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.
Dad: That makes two of us!
I was 16 and at a rowing regatta I was competing in. It was middle of the day and very hot everyone was under these massive gazebo/tent structures with big guide wires and these huge rusty steel tent pegs sledgehammered into the dirt.
Anyways I was running late for my race and my crew were yelling at me so I started running. The shortest way was through the spectator area on a big downhill towards the water so at full pace I went that way.
About halfway the top of my barefoot trips on the rusted top of one of these steel pegs and I fall face first and tumble through the dirt with my foot and ankle split open.
People run from all directions, medical staff etc someone holds a towel over my head for shade and I see my dad. He's looking down at me but it's hard to see through the dirt in my eyes and people around.
He asks "bloody hell mate, what happened?".
In agony I manage a "I kicked a tent peg".
He knelt down beside me, looked me in the eye and said "how far did it go?"
The Wizard of Lb
I was microwaving some leftovers that happened to contain mushrooms, and I forgot to cover them. Naturally, they coated the inside of the microwave. I described it as a nuclear explosion, and my brother responds with "did it make a mushroom cloud?"
I was proud
Edit: typo
He was making a pound cake
A melon addiction
They didn't like the crop.
Me: Well, I guess that makes you an.. iWitness! ba-da-tss (Disapproving stare)
Me: I take it you didn’t find that too, APPealing huh?
(I got a bonus high five from my wife for that one!)
http://imgur.com/eJxt7Fb
He’s so bright, his father calls him Son.
then In walks Batman.
(Hint: periodic table)
Driving yesterday when a rabbit ran across the highway.. I joking said to my wife, I almost ruined Easter, I almost ran over the Easter Bunny. My 16 year old chimed in... nah dad you missed it by a hare.
I complained to the lady that that was last year's price.
She laughed after a few moments of confusion. Was nice to see the smile on her face.
Happy Monday!
Driving home from his football game and I change lanes without signaling
Him: Hey you didn't use your turn signal, you could've killed us!
Me: But I didn't, and that's what counts...
Him: No, it's the thought that counts, and I thought you were gonna' kill us
He brought it home for me to sign. I guess his tan is more important to him. Help. How do I be square with him?
Multiply
I said "Good year!" He replied asking "Really?" I told him "Well, out of all the years during the 1600s, that was the 1!"
My son in the back seat says; "Dad Waze shows the speed limit is 65mph but we are we are going faster than that. Are you breaking the law by speeding? I had to slow down to let my wife take this picture because I replied "It's all going to be ok, Nationwide is by our side!"
...to realize that the reason my dad laughed every time we had stroganoff was because he was really saying "strokin'off".
He still says it. Every time.
They could call it Flexus.
Passes by a Garage Sale sign...asks gf howcome they're not selling the whole house
I wake up and head to the kitchen to get some water. My mom and sister are there making lunch.
Mom: "Well good morning sleeping beauty."
My sister: "Apparently didn't get enough sleep! Ohhhh!....Get it?"
When my little brother was born, he got super bruised from the birth canal and came out purple. As soon as he was born, my grandfather (who was in the delivery room) turned to my grandmother and asked:
"Is there anyone purple on your side of the family?"
Please forgive me but I just found this subreddit and after seeing another post it reminded me.
When I was in high school I took American Sign Language as my foreign language. Taught my sister the alphabet and for about two months she refused to speak, only used the ASL alphabet. AFTER getting a little tired of it one day I put my hand over my eyes and screamed "I can't hear you!"
We may have both cracked up for about 10 minutes because this was not an intentional joke.
At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.
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