Those are the years you’re in your prime
Really big hands.
Its Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve
I got it for spare change
This is also known as... Avocado's Number.
Caesar salad
The professor sighs replying "no need to make mountains out of mol hills"
Him: But what did your shirt say?
It was so unexpected, I was proud!
I told her it's an odd number
My nephew was playing with A Mr. Potato Head and my dad took it from him, put it on the couch with him and says "Now hes a couch potato bwahaha"
He drowned in his own teepee.
It came back a tad Polish.
To which I say, I can't wait until our son can talk and say he is hungry...
To which the friend says, " why's that?"
" Because I can reply with ' hello hungry, I'm dad'" .. cue groans from wife, laughter from friend and people who overheard me
