I submitted 10 puns in a pun contest. Guess how many got selected?
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which one would win
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition so see if any of them would make the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
So I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I have posted about 10 puns on this subreddit to see if they would take off.
I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
My wife shouted CAN'T at 8:58 am then 10:02 am she yelled WON'T!!!
I told her we need to go to the hospital. Her contractions were only 4 minutes apart.
(My wife is actually in labor right now at the hospital.)
Edit: oops guess thay should be 8:58 and 9:02
Update: my wife is going in to surgery for a c section. Everything is going a little different than we hoped but it's OK.
Final update. The surgery went great everyone is doing well. I have a daughter now! Thanks guys.
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
My daughter, 10, won tonight
My wife and I were stepping out to the neighbors for a get together and she is staying home tonight, so I reviewed the ground rules - don’t answer the door, let the dog out the back door, call us if you need, etc.
She looked at me and said “You know the rules, and so do I”
Rickrolled as a dad joke.
Later, called to remind her to let the dog, who is a white goldendoodle, out. Speech to text screwed up and put “make sure Ginger isn’t at the door” into “make sure Ginger isn’t at the bar”
The reply?
“Too late, she’s white dog wasted”
We have a natural here…
I won $10,000,000 in the lottery and donated a quarter to charity
Now I have $9,999,999.75!
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
What did the Terminator say when Sarah Connor asked him why he hadn't updated to Windows 10?
"I still love Vista, baby."
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for
Couldn’t get a straight answer
(Warning: dark joke) Why was 10 scared?
It was in the middle of 9 11
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
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An absolute cracker
I was able to get an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom with some flowers, and to my complete surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
If Johnny has 10 candy bars and he eats 7 what does he have?
Falcons only live for around 10 to 15 years.
That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.
I was in an interview and they asked me where I see myself in 10 years
I said the same place I see myself now, in the mirror
Fast and the furious 10 should be called
Fast Ten: your seatbelts.
A pun enters a room and kills 10 people...
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 times more then anyone else had that night
the bartender says "wow, thats an order of magnitude"
I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11.
It was just a spare, I guess.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping at least one would win
I submitted 10 puns to a pun competition. Guess how many of em got selected!
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which one would win.
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
10 puns entered a contest. Who won you ask?
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
So I told my friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping that one would win
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping at least one would win.
I entered a pun competition with 10 puns of mine:
I hoped at least one of them will win, but no pun in ten did.
I sent 10 puns off to a pun competition to see if they would win.
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win
I sent my friend 10 puns with hopes that one would make him laugh.
But sadly, no pun in ten did.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing.
10+10 is twenty
11+11 is twenty too
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 both equal the same number?
10 + 10 = Twenty
and
11 + 11 = Twenty, too.
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