3 Hilarious 8s Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I draw my 8s twice as big as any other number

My boss just can't taller eight it

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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The airline says replacing old Dash-8s with new 737s will mean quicker flights on all impacted routes, but...

it’s obviously a longer plane ride.

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Apr 21 2018

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I'm 5'11½, but tell everyone I'm 6'0"

On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of ½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.

. After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.

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👤︎ u/dwele_music

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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