Om nom nom puns - They're delicious!

Om nom nom puns - They're delicious!

What do you...

  • ...call a cook-book? Omnomnibus
  • ...say after dinner? Omnomcomplete
  • ...if you're still hungry? Omnommorenomming
  • ...call a hungry, sleepy person? Insomnomnomniac
  • ...call a hungry god? Omnomnimpotent
  • ...call a food-related sign? An omnom omen
  • ...call our species? Omnomnivores
  • ...call a delicious fried egg? Omnomelet

Can you (b)eat them?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nimja_
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Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear

Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: Youโ€˜re not a good magician, my teaโ€˜s still here.

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Magician: I can make anything disappear

Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea

Magician: *waves hand*
Done

om: *holding cup*
It didnโ€™t work...

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What did the egg say when it got drunk?

Om-LIT!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nirvanananana
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Me: dad can i marry my grandmom

Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it

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There's a cannibal on the loose who only eats people living under assumed names.

The media are calling him the Om Nom Nom de Plume.

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What did the Buddhist monk chant after eating mushrooms?

My silly om, my silly om...

(Mycelium)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kirillsimin
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What did the egg say at the party?

Egg: om-let (Iโ€™m lit)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
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Need help with a pun!

I recently posted a picture of a peaceful looking, meditating waldo with a title that reads "Plot twist. Waldo finds himself". My uncle replied with the awesome pun: "Waldo is my "om" boy!"

I need a pun to compete! Thanks for any help.

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Cookie Monster decided to become a meat eater

Om Gnome Gnome Gnome

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om lit

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From a Latin FAQ (x/post from r/jokes)

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.

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A good quality for all restaurants to have.

Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.

Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.

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Magician: With a wave of my hand, i can make anything dissapear.

Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.

Magician: waves hand Done.

om: It didn't work...

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What did the egg say at the party ?

Om-lit

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