22 Puns Made on Tumblr That Will Either Make You Laugh or Roll Your Eyes dose.com/lists/19114/22-P…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjthoward
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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it's day 22 of drawing puns for inktober. Duck tape
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aesewiii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,

Tu-Tu won one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I've just had 22 optometrists tell me I need to wear glasses

That's the last time I referee a Specsavers v Vision Express football match!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Page 22.) β€œYour Reflection”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Feb 22 is National Railroad Day!

2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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As a master electrician of 22 years, I've never had an accident on the job.

When I finally had an accident at work, I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodka_twinkie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the dude who survived a Kodiak bear attack with only a .22 to defend himself?

After taking a bullet to the knee, his friend wasn't as lucky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22 comes, because 4:22 is 4:20 too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiztaa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My friend will be leaving prison on 2/22/2022.

On his release, he'll be saying, "Deuces!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Got dad joked by my 22 month old daughter

My daughter was having some trouble eating pasta with her fork tonight, so I said to her that it was okay to eat with her fingers. "No," she said with a cheeky grin. "Eat with mouth."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlecrab
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Me, 22 years old, at my parents' house: "Dad, I'm taking a nap."

Dad: Okay. Put it back when you're done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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So my girlfriend turned 22 years old today...

I told her it sucks that she only gets to celebrate for a third of a minute. She stared at me blankly. I said, ya know because it’s your twenty second birthday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISTED_BY_CHRIST
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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My dad made me shudder with this one. I'm 22.

Me: You should be more careful where you put things. Dad: I wish they'd told me that twenty two years ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhanold
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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February 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) is going to be a Tuesday

or shall I say Two'sday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bary3000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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I just found out what weekday the 22.02.2022 will be.

And no I know why we call it twosday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vylexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Just got Dad joked by my 22 year old son

I asked him what he was doing. He told me that he was doing nothing.

I then reminded him that he has been doing nothing all day.

His reply - "Well, I'm not done, and you keep interrupting me."

I can't wait until I'm a grandfather.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobbanisgod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2016
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I got paid $2.22 for the 15 minutes I spent making this at work. imgur.com/UjB7lAh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minoxidil
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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I present to you a list of 22 dad jokes! lotoflaughters.com/lets-g…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainKirk1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Only 22, but ready for kids

Friend was doing homework and was upset his Air National Guard pen had run out of ink. I remarked, "that sucks! That was your reserve pen"

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/y0ur_Liver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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I have two children, they're 22.5p

Sorry, I mean 4 and 6.

Saw Andy Zaltzman last night and he dropped that quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonicblue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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I only associate with fair skinned people born between July 22 and August 22.

I'm on the pale leo diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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You'd think, after 22 years, I wouldn't make this mistake...

"Let's get lunch, I'm buying. What are you in the mood for, son?" "Hmm...I feel like a sandwich for lunch." "Well you don't look much like a sandwich to me!"

Every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savepoorbob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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My dad has been telling this since I was 5 (now I'm 22) still laughs every time

Why does a crow never get hit on the side of the road?

There is always one on the other side saying "CAH CAH!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jana_byrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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If you ever miss 2:20 just wait until 2:22

Because 2:20 is 2:20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mira_Malkova
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Feb 22! It's National Railroad Day!

2/22!
TOOOOO!
TOO-TOOOOO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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If you ever miss 2:20 just wait until 2:22

Because 2:20 is 2:20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mira_Malkova
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