9mm Puns

A list of puns related to "9mm"

I hollowed out my 9mm bullets and filled them with blood.

Now I have a plasma gun.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Crime is getting worse where I live, so my dad decided to give me some protection and boxed up his trusty 9mm, a big and a small clip and a bunch of shells for me! [Xpost /r/funny]

https://imgur.com/2ylrnpK

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👤︎ u/lindymad
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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My new 9mm with some mags! (X-Post from /r/guns)

Got a new 9mm with some mags that I always wanted!

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👤︎ u/Laimface
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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Announcement In Bar

A guy walks into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .9mm Smith and Western with an eight shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A deep voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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