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Hello Everyone! I'm back! I took the weekend to myself this week and went to a local cafe to watch a friend of mine perform some songs in front of a crowd - she was incredible! A big extra step notably for me however was that I felt pretty much no urge to drink despite people drinking around me. This is, of course, pretty unprecedented in my life so I'm honestly kind of impressed with myself. My urges are dying down, I think! And shoot, it only took 3 extremely difficult weeks. Who would've thunk huh?
Anywho, onto the discussion!
Another thing I did this weekend was watch all of the Harry Potter main canon films. I haven't ever seen them before, as I don't support JK Rowling and intend to give her no revenue of my own out of principle. However, a friend of mine had the entire collection, so I loaned it off of them over the weekend and decided to give them a shot, I've heard good things and honestly they always seemed like they'd be up my alley.
I won't go into each individual film here, as that would take far too long, but for reference going forward, heres my overall ranking.
1 - Harry Potter and the Prizoner Of Azkaban
2 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
3 - Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire
4 - Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
5 - Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
6 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
7 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
8 - Harry Potter and the One Where Dolores Umbridge takes a main role
Overall, I liked the entire series, I think it suffers more from the source material side of things than it does anything directorial wise. However, film wise I'll speak on a few gripes I have before I get to what I like about these movies.
1 - Directorial Differences.
This one is pretty obvious - the 8 movies were h
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After having narrowly escaped the Death Eaters the trio places their usual protection charms and retreat to the familiar tent. Hermione explains she wanted to make sure the Death Eaters saw Harry so they donβt kill Lovegood but made sure to hide Ron since he is supposed to be ill in bed. They wonder whatβs happened with Luna hoping she is still alive. Hermione believes Xenophilius invented everything about the Deathly Hallows, but Ron brings up how difficult is to invent something when under pressure. Lovegood kept talking since he was trying to keep them there for the Death Eaters. Hermione believes the Death Hallows canβt exist, but Ron brings up Harryβs Invisibility Cloak. For Hermione they are only a story about how humas are frightened of death. Harry brings up how they could do with an unbeatable wand, and how there have been wands such as the Deathstick in wizard history. Still Hermione thinks something like the Resurrection Stone canβt exist, people canβt come back from the dead. Harry mentions the impressions of his parents coming back and how the second brother got to see and talk to the girl in the tale, scaring Hermione. Trying to change the subject Harry asks about the Peverell grave they saw at Godricβs Hollow, the only think Hermione could find was they were a pure-blood family now extinct in the male line. Harry remembers Marvolo Gaunt was a descendant of the Peverells, and how the ring had the Peverell coat of arms according to Gaunt. It dawns on them that it might have been the Deathly Hollows sign instead, and Harry wants to think it couldβve been the Resurrection Stone.
Harryβs imagination starts racing seeing himself as possessor of the Hallows using them against Voldemortβs Horcruxes. Suddenly he finds himself examining the Cloak and concludes he is a descendant from the third brother. He reminds the others about Dumbledore borrowing the Invisibility Cloak from his father, at Hermioneβs disbelief, he brings out his mother letter and the snitch in his pouch falls to the floor. Harry excitedly announces the ring is inside the Snitch and to him everything fits. He had the third Hallow with him, the second one in the Snitch and he only needed to find the Elder Wand and reality struck him Voldemort is after the Elder Wand. Harryβs mind racing he figures out Voldemort doesnβt know about the Hallows and is not aware of the full power of the Elder Wand. Harry explains all this back to Ron and Hermione but Hermione thinks he
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Harry still has not figured out how to get the memory from Slughorn or what Malfoy is up to. Ron and Hermione are preparing to take their Apparition test when Harry gets a note from Hagrid that Aragog has passed away and would like the trio to be present at the funeral for support. Hermione thinks is not worth risking detention and moves on to Harry getting the memory from Slughorn. She suggests Harry use Felix Felicis though Harry was saving it for something different.
Hermione and Ron go to take their test and Potions is quite empty except for Harry Ernie and Draco, all of whom are not of age so wonβt be taking the test. Slughorn suggest doing something fun and wants to be surprised. Malfoy is looking thinner, so Harry concludes the mission is not going well, with this in mind he goes on to find a modified version of Euphoria in his book. This could put Slughorn in a good enough mood to handover the memory. Slughorn praises Harryβs potion and notes how adding peppermint although unorthodox is a stroke of brilliance. Ernie and Malfoy leave without any praise, Harry goes on to try and have Slughorn taste his potion, but he has left hurriedly. Hermione and Ron are back, she has passed the exam, but Ron left half an eyebrow and failed the test.
Harry has decided to use the lucky potion, not all of it just a mouthful. He goes on to take a drink of the potion and with the potion taking effect decides to go to Hagridβs. Hermione and Ron are confused and try to remind him he should go to Slughorn, but he decided thatβs the place to be. A Harry leaves with the Invisibility Cloak on, Lavender sees Ron and Hermione come down together. At the same time, Harry slips between Ginny and Dean causing Ginny to get mad at Dean for pushing her.
The front door was left open by Filch, Harry goes outside and decides to walk pass the vegetable patch, were he finds Professor Slughorn. They have a quick exchange and Harry mentions going to the Acromantulaβs funeral. Slughorn is interested in the venom as its very valuable and Harry invites him to come with him. Slughorn goes back into the castle promising to catchup with a couple of bottles. Harry is delighted Harry came. Aragog is getting buried in the patch outside of Hagridβs house as he cannot go back to the forest were the rest of the Acromantulas live. They go out into the garden where Aragog body lies. Slughorn retrieves some of the venom while admiring the creature. Hagrid has a difficult time with buri
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Bought the first edition and it was lovely, I suspect Amazon listed this as a paperback but all indications point to it being hardcover. Will update thread once received to confirm
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As my title suggests, my mom is a huge Harry Potter nut. She and my dad actually met in a harry potter βIRCβ (like Disord but for old people) in the early 00s got married had kids and from day one decided to embarrass us for life by naming us after some Harry Potter and Star Wars characters.
Itβs honestly been hell. I have a stupid name and since we were little my parents have forced stuff like Harry Potter, Star Wars, marvel movies, etc etc down our throats. Everything is about dragons and magic and blah blah blah. Iβm so sick of it. Every birthday every holiday everything is just organized around βfandom.β
So just like every Christmas the days leading up to Christmas we have to sit down every night and watch Harry Potter movies. Itβs. So. Fucking. BORING!!!! I can usually get away with knitting or drawing on my Ipad during this but this year my mom was like βletβs just have a technology and distraction free night every nightβ
I arranged to go over to my friend Missyβs house instead for like two nights. Missyβs family is NORMAL and likes things a NORMAL amount. My mom got really mad and started talking about how itβs a family tradition and how Iβm basically rejecting her and went on her whole thing about how βyou wouldnβt exist if it wasnβt for harry potter.β
I finally had it and just yelled βNOBODY CARES THAT YOU WERE A BIG NAME IN THE HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB!!! I donβt like Harry Potter! I donβt like Star Wars! I HATE MARVEL MOVIES THEYβRE ALL SO BORING PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MY OWN INTERESTS!β
I couldnβt help it I started crying because I was just so frustrated because everything always has to be about harry potter this star wars that and now that weβre all older they started doing game of thrones. EVERYTHING is centered around some kind of movie or tv show or book series.
Just onces I want my family to band around something that DOESNβT have to do with media or these nerdy things. We live in Utah where we have like 5 National Parks and even though I ask every year for my birthday IβVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO ARCHES!!!!
Well my sister called me saying that mom was angry and to just come home and to stop with the theatrics. I told her that Iβm sick of having all this old βnerdβ stuff crammed down my throat and just once I want to have a normal time watching normal Christmas movies and not having to pause for βlightsabre battlesβ.β
AITA?!??!
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Below are the PEEVES PICKS from this week's Live Game and Home Quiz. GO HERE for the CORRECT ANSWERS to this week's trivia questions!
##Here are the results from Tuesdays's Red Trivia Game!
###Q01 [Complex Level 3] According to the Sorting Hat's 1991 song, what 3 things set Gryffindors apart? [3]
a cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold - /u/guest31221 of Gryffindor
Bravery strength and red hair - /u/weepingangel37 of Ravenclaw
###Q02 [Price and Value] How much did the Omnioculars cost at the World Cup? [2]
fred. he's not dead he was just sold - /u/lifewhataninvention of Hufflepuff
Ten galleons. Or a bunch of leprechaun gold if you can pull a fast one on the vendor. - /u/kosherkitties of Hufflepuff
###Q03 [Colors and Shades] Purge and Dowse Ltd, the department store that disguises St. Mungos, is what color? [2]
heliotrope; nice and subtle, y'know? - /u/guest31221 of Gryffindor
Muggle color - /u/beepbeepitsmareep of Slytherin
###Q04 [Wizarding Reads] Snape took 5 points from Gryffindor because Harry had removed which library book from the castle? [2]
Flesh-Eating Trees of the World (and the Incels Who Love Them) - /u/guest31221 of Gryffindor
I'm shocked to hear that Harry's done this. It had to be a Quidditch book, the only thing Harry actually read - /u/partycrouchjr of Slytherin
###Q05 [Identifying Quotes] Identify the BOOK and SPEAKER of this quote: Spoiled! Desecrated, befouled! [2]
me when my dog poops on the floor - /u/lifewhataninvention of Hufflepuff
Iβd say Walburgaβs portrait in OOTP but itβs not caps lock so maybe not - /u/paper0wl of Ravenclaw
###Q06 [Chapter Titles] Identify the BOOK this Chapter Title is found in: The Goblet of Fire [1]
Monty Python's Book Burnings 'R Us - /u/guest31221 of Gryffindor
I don't want your pity points - /u/armalcolite1969 of Gryffindor
###Q07 [General Knowledge] What did Filch claim he heard Harry was ordering when attempting to read his mail? [2]
an official Red Ryder carbon action 200 shot Range model air wand with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells the time - /u/guest31221 of Gryffindor
Dungbombs. Why is this a question for red? Unless he'd red the mail. Ayyyyy, I'll see myself out. - /u/kosherkitties of Hu
Thought this would be an interesting question. How could JKR have ended the Harry Potter books that would have most pissed you off or made you angry?
For me
Harry choosing to get on the train when Dumbledore made the offer, essentially choosing to die rather than to live.
Hermione and Draco realising they are incredibly in love and want to be together forever.
Ron being killed in a stupid and/or pointless way. I could accept him dying in a way where he saved lives, doing something really brave, but it would have pissed me off a lot if he died by some other means, or some reasonably pointless death.
It was all a dream. Harry defeats Voldemort and the final line is "and then Harry woke up in his cupboard, a tear running down his cheek as he realised Ron, Hermione and Ginny never existed"
Any of those events would have angered me a great deal.
So, what could JKR have done to end the books that would have angered you?
The discussion of JK Rowling naming the only East Asian character Cho Chang has recently resurfaced on my twitter timeline, and people seem to be angry at this representation of a Chinese girl.
HOWEVER, I am a Chinese girl with a Chinese name - I grew up in England, and my sister and I were the only Chinese kids at our school. Cho Chang was the first Chinese character I encountered whilst reading. I felt seen. Her name, and even the fact that she was the only Chinese girl (that I knew of) at Hogwarts, resonated with me. I also think this reflects the time in which JK Rowling wrote the books: there just wasnβt as many Chinese people in the country as there are now.
I donβt think the problem is Cho Chang - I think itβs that I havenβt come across another relatable character (ethnicity-wise) whilst reading.
I just needed to vent todayβ¦ exam season is taking its toll on meβ¦
Currently watching the reunion special, would love to chat with some fellow potterheads!
Iβd like to see a Cursed Child TV show or a Voldemort prequel show.
I increased the sampling temprature a lot so that's why this shit makes no sense. Anyways, here it is:
>Harry potter was a violent, unhurt wizard. One day, he decided grow his hand for Ron, his best friend from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ron was pointing Snape and said "you got a good look." Dumbledore stood drunkenly and roared at Ron because he was enraged by Ron's mouth words. Ron instinctively veiled his rock cakes. Hepzibah happily said "this is my friend James Potter." Harry felt that James was not remotely flat. James approached Harry and said "you might belong in Azkaban." Harry was glad. Dumbledore was trying to drown Mrs. Longbottom, alongside Hermione Granger, Harry's friend from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Dudley Dursley was playing with his Playstation but he knew that Harry had feelings for him. Horace, Draco Malfoy's best friend, decided to remain bearded. Bellatrix showed Snape her eyebrows and retreated. "Moving 'arry potter tonight." said him. Mundungus fletcher stole fang the boarhound, bellowing with sarcasm. Fang the Boarhound knew that he must not speak now.
Because it's the Griffin Door.
She didn't get it. And didn't think it was funny when I explained it. I thought it might be better received here.
I said βHmmm about 9 and 3/4β
I understand being a massive fan of something. Hell I love LoTR but I donβt spend hundreds on the merch. I just think itβs a bit cringe for 30 somethings to be so obsessed with a secondary school that doesnβt exist.
Today at 8:00 PM EST /u/Marx0r will be hosting a Trivia Game in the IRC channel #WizardingDuels LINK HERE
There will be 12 questions, covering the main core 7 Harry Potter books.
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