It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...
The difference is staggering
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My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.
He lives just a stone throw away.
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What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.
I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
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Birmingham (UK) man loses job after 45 years at company
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
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Whatβs a song that costs 45Β’?
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
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What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
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I once got into a concert for only $0.45.
It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.
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It's 11:45!
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My dad's birthday is today (12/14/45). To him and all other dads and dad-like figures out there...
....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.
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Iβm afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
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Got myself stranded today so I rang my wife. She called me an idiot but itβs been 45 minutes and they still havenβt turned up.
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent feat. Nickelback.
EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?
Because they donβt like it all denty.
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Which of the 45 American presidents did not shave?
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Lift your left leg up for 30 seconds when it's 11:59:45 tonight.
That way you will start 2019 off on the right foot.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?
Fity cent and Nickelback.
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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︎ Jul 16 2020
(Redo)What concert is $0.45?
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My Spotify playlist is called β$0.45β...
Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.
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What concerts cost 45 cents?
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What concert costs $0.45?
A 50 cent and nickelback concert.
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
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What concert cost only 45 cents?
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What concert costs just 45 cent?
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What concert cost only 45 cents?
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What do you call a 45 Cents concert?
50 Cents featuring Nickel back
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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What concert cost just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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what concert is just 45 cents
50 cent featuring nickel back
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What concert cost 45Β’
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What concert costs 45 cents?
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback
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What concert only costs 45Β’
A 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback
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It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house
The difference is staggering.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback!
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