It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...

The difference is staggering

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My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.

He lives just a stone throw away.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.

I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.

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Birmingham (UK) man loses job after 45 years at company

A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.

He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.

He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What’s a song that costs 45Β’?

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

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[OC] Guess The Pun #45 - They've got some real Brass. v.redd.it/fa14imzdybh41
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What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?

You get 405 degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I once got into a concert for only $0.45.

It was 50cent featuring Nickelback.

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It's 11:45!
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My dad's birthday is today (12/14/45). To him and all other dads and dad-like figures out there...

....thank you for the dad jokes. They may not all make us die laughing and some we've heard you tell a million times over, but the one thing they have in common is that they're told in kindness and they put a little smile on our faces. And living in this crazy world, that's a very good thing. I love you dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What concert costs just 45 cents? /r/Weekness/comments/es2d…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I’m afraid to leave the coordinates 90.0000Β°N, 135.0000Β°W and 90.0000Β°S, 45.0000Β°E.

I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Got myself stranded today so I rang my wife. She called me an idiot but it’s been 45 minutes and they still haven’t turned up.
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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback.

EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!

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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Which of the 45 American presidents did not shave?

George Bush

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Lift your left leg up for 30 seconds when it's 11:59:45 tonight.

That way you will start 2019 off on the right foot.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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If you went to a concert for 45 cents, who would play?

Fity cent and Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...

50 cents featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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(Redo)What concert is $0.45?

50 Cent and Nickelback

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My Spotify playlist is called β€œ$0.45”...

Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What concerts cost 45 cents?

50 Cent and a Nickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jventry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What concert costs $0.45?

A 50 cent and nickelback concert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twofirstkinds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent with nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What concert costs just 45 cent?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What concert cost only 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do you call a 45 Cents concert?

50 Cents featuring Nickel back

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What concert cost just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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what concert is just 45 cents

50 cent featuring nickel back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvisLIVE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent Ft. Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelXavierTD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What concert cost 45Β’

50Β’ ft. Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What concert costs 45 cents?

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fifthpick2004
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What concert only costs 45Β’

A 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house

The difference is staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Tickets to what concert cost 45 cents?

50 cent ft. Nickelback

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring nickelback!

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