It's criminal!

I opened a bag of Doritos and was about to start eating when I heard a tapping noise from inside the packet. I looked inside the bag and saw ane little Dorito on using a typewriter. 'What are you doing ?' I asked 'Shh, I'm writing a whodunit,' came the reply. 'Of course!' I exclaimed, 'you must be Agatha Crispie!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user_error101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Books never written.

"How to Propose" by Ben D. Anee.

"Beer Brewing and You" by Al K Holyc & Bev R Aegis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City

Nothing but Pope-ane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yinyangry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you call a doctor who’s allergic to surgery?

Anes-sneeze-iologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drake_Pancake
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