A list of puns related to "รpoisses cheese"
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Was having a discussion the other day about these questions and would love input/experience from the community.
Things we discussed/debated:
- Are there specific cheeses available to a larger supermarket type purveyor, e.g. Fairway Markets in the NYC area, that are not available to smaller, dedicated cheese mongers? How about vice versa? And if so which cheeses? And if, say, the larger market doesn't have it, is it because they can't get it, perhaps because their minimum quantity is too large for the supply available? And so it winds up in small shops?
-If both large and small shops are selling, say, an รpoisses that seems to come in the same container, is it the same cheese? Is there any sort of A-stock/B-stock sorting that happens? To whose benefit - the smaller or larger place? Prices can be wildly different between the two types of stores of course.
At a local, one-off monger where I was a good longterm customer I have definitely purchased what I like to call contraband cheese - very obviously legit non-pasteurized stuff that's smuggled in in one way or another, and for sure you're not going to find that at a supermarket.
Sorry if this has been discussed before but I appreciate any thoughts and experience here.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
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