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Max Planck and Zeno of Elea get into a huge bar fight over a slight disagreement. Who won?

Planck, but not by much.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/2shoesnotfellows

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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Zeno's...

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/javajunkie314

📅︎ Jul 30 2013

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The Paradogs

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Mr-Mythology

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?

Zeno’s pair of ducks

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/jaggington

📅︎ May 01 2020

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