What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itโs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I went to an "all-you-can-eat" buffet, but it was rubbish.
There was plenty of stuff that I can eat which wasn't there.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call it when you only eat apple everyday?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
You canโt have your steak and eat it...
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What's it called when you're reeling in a fish you've just caught, and another one comes along and eats it?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What do you call it when you eat a tiny bit of another person?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.
Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What looks like an apple, smells like an apple, tastes like an apple but you should never eat it?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What do you call it when you eat at a mall and you're satisfied by your meal?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
You canโt have your cake and eat it too, but you can halve your cake and eat it two.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?
It's much harder to deter gents.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
What do you call it when a can of soup eats another can of soup?
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︎ Nov 03 2018
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, โWhat are you doing climbing my tree?โ โWell, Iโm coming up here to eat some pears.โ says the elephant.
โYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!โ
โWell I brought my own pears.โ
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︎ Dec 23 2018
What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?
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︎ Aug 20 2018
Son: Dad, do you ever eat your steak with the blood still in it?
Dad: I do, Son, but it's very rare. ๐
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︎ May 09 2018
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
What do you call someone who eats fruit before its ripe?
What do you call someone who eats fruit before its ripe?
A statutory grapist..
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︎ Dec 27 2018
What do you call it when your friends encourage you to eat more fruit?
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Me: Anything to eat? Wife: There's salmon I baked in the fridge. Me: Next time you should bake it the oven. Waka waka waka!
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What do you call it when someone eats something as part of a joke?
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︎ Sep 06 2017
My sister: I had two cheese sticks and a cookie for dinner My dad: well you need to have a balanced meal. You better eat another cookie to even it out.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
You can't have your cake and eat it, dad said.
Worst 6th birthday party ever!
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︎ Jan 14 2018
Why do you heat up shawarma before you eat it?
Otherwise, it'd be called Sha-cold-a.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
What do you call it when Eminem eats M&Ms?
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︎ Sep 06 2017
What do you call it when a monkey refuses to eat?
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︎ Sep 16 2016
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itโs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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