What did the teddy bear eat for lunch?
Where does the chemist like to eat lunch?
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
Because they don't know how to join tables.
What does an epileptic eat for lunch?
I often forget to bring my lunch to work. When I got desperate, I used to eat sheets of paper, but they tasted tearable.
Now I eat Post-Its. They’re also tearable, but at least they stick with you.
Why do scientists eat lunch at separate times?
Cause they only have a periodic table.
My 6 year old said: You can’t eat eggs for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner!
You’ll get a tummyegg. So proud
Where do young cows eat at lunch?
My banker friend likes to eat her lunch right next to the vault.
What do sharks eat for lunch?
Coca-Cola is my beverage of choice when I eat lunch
Its very good in that soda occasion
What is the scariest thing you can eat for lunch?
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch
Where does a wizard eat his lunch?
How does a turkey eat his lunch?
What does a British sea monster eat for lunch?
Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?
Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.
“What are you doing?” I asked him.
“Preparing.”
What did the cannibal in college eat for lunch?
My wife and I were talking about starting a family and all the health things you're supposed to do like not eat processed sliced meats. Unfortunately she currently eats a turkey sandwich most days for her lunch.
I told her she better start trying alternatives soon, it's going to be hard to quit eating her current lunch cold turkey.
I Work in a pediatric hospital and today the doctor asked a young boy "Do you eat at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?"
The young boy turned to the doctor and said "No. I eat at school and when I'm at home."
He's going to make a great Dad someday!
I always eat lunch at Target....
My dad was looking for a place to eat lunch...
He said, "Should we try the Paradox Grille?"
"No," I replied. "I would rather eat at the Two Doctors Grille."
Paid him back after all of these years!!!
What do medicine men eat for lunch?
Where does Count Dracula eat lunch?
Son, do you want to eat lunch?
Dad: Son, do you want to eat lunch?
Son: Sure, what are the options?
Dad: Yes and no.
My son asked if there was anymore fruit for him to eat for lunch...
"Well, it's a good thing that pears are always sold in twos!"
Where do young cows eat lunch?
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
Where do young cows eat lunch?
Where do young cows eat lunch?
Where do young cows eat lunch?
Where do young cows eat lunch?
What are two things you can’t eat for lunch?
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