My brother came to me and said he was jewish

I said "No way, really?"

He goes "Yahweh!"

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Years ago my little sister (6 @ the time) was building a popsicle-stick bridge in class and her classmate kept insisting it wasn't good enough. "It has to be perfect" ...

He said this over and over

Finally, baby sis turns to him and says : "what's your name again?"

"It's Josh"... He said, confused ๐Ÿค”

Baby sis : "That's right. It's not Jesus!"

True story ๐Ÿ˜‚

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