2 dogs walked in a bar...

It was yappy hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I Would Walk 500 Miles

Little known fact:

When The Proclaimers sang β€œI Would Walk 500 Miles, And I Would Walk 500 More”, they were talking about a man who was planning to become a dog walker for two rich families, both of whom owned 500 tiny, yappy, hyper dogs names Miles, to make enough money to go visit his girlfriend. It was a very tiring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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