I named my dog "Happy New Year"
when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind
Happy Lunar New Year 2021
Hopefully good health and prosperity aren't too much to "ox" for.
Happy New Year fellow dad jokesters! For 2021, I’m going to turn all of my problems into opportunities.
Starting with my severe drinking opportunity
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
Day one: happy new year everyone
Is it just me or does last year feel like yesterday
Instead of 'Happy New Year' I said 'good year' to my wife.
I must be tired.
Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
The giant Dumbo ad playing at Times Square on new year's eve said "Happy New Year"...
It should have said "Happy New Ear" instead.
My 6 year old insisted I tell him a new joke before he would go to bed. He'd heard all my old ones, so I had to think quickly. I was quite happy with my, close to instant, response
Q: Where do tomatoes come from?
A: The tomato source!
(source / sauce! Geddit!)
Happy New Years Guys, it's been a while!
I haven't been on Reddit ALL YEAR
Happy Chinese New Year!
Or as they say in China, Happy New Year!
