Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?

He was left with only a semicolon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I was going through my twitter account, and remembered I write puns when I have writer’s block. Hopefully this counts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-Erotic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, β€œWhy Euripides?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate-fool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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My dad gave me some advice on writer's block.

"Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart...it will probably come out much worse than you had hoped."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drew9348
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Hear about the author in jail?

They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Since writers always congregate at Starbucks,

that makes every street where Starbucks is located a "writers block".

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