Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
I was going through my twitter account, and remembered I write puns when I have writer’s block. Hopefully this counts.
An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.
Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, “Why Euripides?”
My dad gave me some advice on writer's block.
"Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart...it will probably come out much worse than you had hoped."
Hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
Since writers always congregate at Starbucks,
that makes every street where Starbucks is located a "writers block".
