5 Hilarious Oeuvre Puns - Punstoppable 😜

I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...

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👤︎ u/bb5x24

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.

Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.

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👤︎ u/ii_akinae_ii

📅︎ Sep 03 2018

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I make Soldier Soup for my kid’s sleepovers.

It always follows hor d’oeuvres.

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👤︎ u/great_red_dragon

📅︎ Jan 20 2018

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Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?

It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.

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👤︎ u/CyanLights

📅︎ Jul 04 2016

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What's a hookers favourite food?

Whores d'oeuvres

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👤︎ u/Bringwonder

📅︎ Dec 19 2015

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