I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.

It’s all Maple leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryman85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.

It's called, "Prose and Cons".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?

A yolk-tale :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanerboysk8r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daymanahaha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll

They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.

It was a perfect Sunday.

Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.

They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said

"Ketchup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Where do you go to get books that aren't true?

To the Lie-brary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viajero1026
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction

Ask Quarantine Tarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altrefrain
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketsocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There's a rumor about a Pulp Fiction 2 going around...

Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.

Directed by Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What do you call a fictional country?

Imagine-nation.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Non fiction books aren’t good

It’s just the facts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalissuperior
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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How you call a science-fiction film that is setted in Everest mountain?

A ski-fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEyelessViper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Give me antagonizing Fish puns

I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediPecanPie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Cruci-fiction section...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbiterInqui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?

Oh, right. Satires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Internet_Voice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clotting_Agent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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My girlfriend asked me what I do for a living. I said I separate fact from fiction.

I work in a library.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Would a library that only had non-fiction books be a truthbrary?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNOTgoodATcomp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What did the author say when he finally finished the science fiction novel he had been working on for the past 5 years?

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_a_writer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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What do you call a library entirely made up of fiction?

A LIE-brary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerceronBracken
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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I'm really into fan fiction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWEJO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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Something Punny

Hey all!

I need help thinking of a punny title to a fictional grocery store. Any thoughts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloDearWind
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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i don't have a fan in my room, if i told you i did have a fan in my room...

it'd be. fan-fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlussoDiNoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.

I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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My wife just told me, β€œWhy don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”

I said, β€œThat’s ...... a novel idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What did the orange name its biography?

Pulp Non-Fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.

For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time

or

In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.

I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Dad joke hidden in the Pulp Fiction credits (x-post from r/tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantishere
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Every time my Dad and I talk about a movie that is clearly fiction... (Transformers, any Zombie Movie, Avatar, Tron)

"Its based on a true story, right?"

I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCastig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Was told you would like this: As kids on the way to McDonald's, my father used to torment us to the point of tears by telling us we were going to the fictional Wong's House of Liver instead...

This is what I got him for Christmas this year:

http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHoneyBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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From the fiction novel Warbreaker

I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.

β€œOne could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. β€œJust because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”

She laughed. β€œYou’re incorrigible.” β€œReally? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guaranic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?

Cruci-Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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[META] Is this the ultimate dad joke?

A while ago, my daughter told me she was into fan fiction. I told her I used to be as well, but I changed to air conditioner fiction... because it was cooler.

She was not amused.

I have now created a subreddit called r/AirConditionerFiction

If you have the time and the desire, drop by and leave a short work of fiction regarding air conditioning. If this is successful, I will give my daughter a link and wait to see her facial expression. I will also prepare for being put in a less-then-stellar retirement home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welded_angus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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