It’s all Maple leaf
Tent in Quarantino
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
A yolk-tale :D
Pulp fiction.
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
To the Lie-brary!
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.
Directed by Quarantino
Imagine-nation.
It’s just the facts
A ski-fi
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
Oh, right. Satires.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
I work in a library.
It's about time.
A LIE-brary
Hey all!
I need help thinking of a punny title to a fictional grocery store. Any thoughts?
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
it'd be. fan-fiction
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
Pulp fiction.
Pulp Non-Fiction.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
"Its based on a true story, right?"
I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
“One could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. “Just because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”
She laughed. “You’re incorrigible.” “Really? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”
Cruci-Fiction
A while ago, my daughter told me she was into fan fiction. I told her I used to be as well, but I changed to air conditioner fiction... because it was cooler.
She was not amused.
I have now created a subreddit called r/AirConditionerFiction
If you have the time and the desire, drop by and leave a short work of fiction regarding air conditioning. If this is successful, I will give my daughter a link and wait to see her facial expression. I will also prepare for being put in a less-then-stellar retirement home.
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
