8 Hilarious Systematize Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

There's a gang going through the shops in our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

The Police believe they’re still at large.

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👤︎ u/cheifsup

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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Can someone help me with a joke?

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Made my friends systematically groan with this one.

Scene: Me and my friends watching 'Pretty Woman.'

Friend: I wonder what that elevator guy's job is like?

Me: It has its up and downs.

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👤︎ u/c74r3byw

📅︎ Aug 08 2014

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What do you call a nun in a washing machine?

Systematic

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👤︎ u/hootog

📅︎ Jun 09 2018

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John Travolta is suffering from a fever - it's rheumatic.

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

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👤︎ u/Manderley1

📅︎ Jan 13 2018

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Professor got the class

We were discussing Kant in our Systematic Theology class, not entirely sure why we got on him. Me: He was the one that said God was just good for morals, right? Prof: Yes, and we don't have to continue but I Kant see why we wouldn't.

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👤︎ u/kindapoortheologian

📅︎ Jan 28 2015

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There is a gang of shoplifters going through the city systematically stealing clothes in size order.

Police believe they are still at large.

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👤︎ u/JulianCrisp

📅︎ Sep 06 2018

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There's a gang of shoplifters going across town systematically stealing clothes according to size.

Police say they're still at Large

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👤︎ u/lostsharpie

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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