Worshippers Puns

A list of puns related to "Worshippers"

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Every time I visit a temple, I have no idea what to do. So I stand around and do nothing.

I’m an idle worshipper.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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Every time my friend goes to a temple, he takes a nap.

He’s an idle worshipper.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I had some wheat-gluten chicken nuggets the other day

They were so life-changingly good that I was inspired to share my experience with others.

I've become a seitan worshipper.

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👤︎ u/thebigbadben
📅︎ Sep 09 2016
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I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/Dead1ift
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa

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👤︎ u/ShaneFell
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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