A list of puns related to "Staines"
Something is telling me to ab-stain
It’s always looking sharp!
We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
A pigeon just flew right into it.
That was a royal pane in the ass.
We've tried everything, but it remains undie turd.
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
So I screamed at my shirt.
Liechtenstain.
So she decided to steel it
....just to watch him dye.
I think I'll sleep on it.
I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"
Should I teller?
Mountain residew.
He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".
It is Ancient Grease.
What a pane on the ass!
So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."
I got punched.
My wife said I lacked Resolve.
A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
An Oximoron.
“Residoo-doo”
Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?
Dad: Let's see it.
Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?
Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?
Dad: I have no idea.
Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):
It's a tie, dad.
Because it has nothing to hide
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
Clitty Litter
I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!
That explained the stains next to it.
A Denmark.
No one ever under stained...
I had a stain on my shirt and I pointed it out.
Me: "Oh man I have a stain."
Friend: "Oh! Don't worry just use Shout and it will take it out."
I look down at it and scream very loudly towards it.
Me: "Yeah, that didn't work."
Oh the groans were perfect.
He replied with "yeah, the carpet."
Dad: Instead of "Hanes" they're "Stains"!
Me and family: Groans and laughing...
Because Dave must stain.
You could say that I am abstaining from ab staining...
A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.
I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.
Because he was ab staining.
The family and I stopped in at local store to buy some things. Driving home from store I hear an "oh no!" from the back seat. My daughter was holding a new bottle of bleach on her lap and I guess the lid wasn't on tight and it spilled a little on her skirt. We get home and she and my wife are working diligently on trying to prevent any stains from forming on her black skirt.
Me: "I hope you understand if I say I hope things don't turn out all white"
Wife: disgusted and odd stare in my direction.
Daughter: "What?"
They continued to ignore me the rest of the evening. I guess I failed; or maybe succeeded.
Should I teller?
What fruit can you use to remove pencil stains from a wall? A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
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