Dint Eastwood.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Why there are jokes on chuck Norris but....

This one is oldie but goodie.

When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?' He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casul_noob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you call a short sighted Cowboy?

Squint Eastwood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmygun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Just watched Deadpool with the folks.

My mom thought is was the best Rom-Com she'd seen in years. My dad wanted to know where Clint Eastwood was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsubandbeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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My dad was watching a Western and I walked in

Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taitrnator
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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The Wife got me good...

Wife: I feel like Clint Eastwood...

Me: Why?

Wife: Because I'm all dirty and hairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laruae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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Dad's new ringtone

So my dad got a new ringtone for his phone a few months back. It's the theme from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." Great movie, great tune.

However.

EVERY time my dad's phone rings now, it is inevitably followed by, "Excuse me, guys. I believe Mr. Eastwood is calling."

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