Clint Eastwood Puns

A list of puns related to "Clint Eastwood"

I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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👤︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Just watched Deadpool with the folks.

My mom thought is was the best Rom-Com she'd seen in years. My dad wanted to know where Clint Eastwood was.

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👤︎ u/dsubandbeard
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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My dad was watching a Western and I walked in

Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.

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👤︎ u/Taitrnator
📅︎ May 22 2016
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The Wife got me good...

Wife: I feel like Clint Eastwood...

Me: Why?

Wife: Because I'm all dirty and hairy.

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👤︎ u/Laruae
📅︎ Dec 13 2015
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