My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..

Me: Well, I guess that makes you an.. iWitness! ba-da-tss (Disapproving stare)

Me: I take it you didn’t find that too, APPealing huh?

(I got a bonus high five from my wife for that one!)

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