My friend the artist made sketches of people worshiping gods and idols...

He drew praise for his artwork.

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Coworker said, "if you do that again, I'll kick you in the shin."

"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."

"...why?"

"Just for kicks!"

All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.

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