So, I’m standing outside my office building with my older, wiser coworker, when he points up at a flock of geese flying in a V.
Me: [looks at the geese coworker is pointing to]
Coworker: “you notice how one side of the V is longer than the other?”
Me: “yeah”
Coworker: “do you know why that is?”
Me: “hmm... no”
Coworker: “there’s more birds on that side”
She's nun the wiser!
... well. It made Bud wiser!
Her sister was Nun the Wiser.
An even wiser man didn’t say that
In the version they're doing, the bass section plays a bit at the start, then just sits there til the final part of the last movement. So, they decide to leave the concert and go out for drinks.
While at the bar down the street, they meet a European nobleman, and they become good friends. Unfortunately, the guy had been gorging himself on crappy bar food, and he quickly falls into a food coma.
One of the basses drunkenly checks his watch and says, "crap! We're not going to get back on stage in time!" As they're sprinting back, one of them says, "actually, I thought this would happen, so I tied some of the pages of the conductor's score together - that way, he'll have to slow the tempo way down with his right hand while undoes the knots with his left!"
And so they get back just in time to finish the Symphony, and the audience is none the wiser. The conductor, however, was furious.
After all, they'd left him at the bottom of the 9th, with the score tied, while the basses were loaded, and the Count was full.
It made Bud-Wiser
It seems my guests were naan the wiser.
It made Bud-Wiser!
The company made Bud wiser.
Nun the wiser.
When I was a young boy, I was playing in my front yard with my brother. A man in a van pulled up and asked us to help him find his puppy. My brother, being older and wiser, ran inside. I, however, fell for the prank and hopped in the van, eager to find the dog. The man became hostile and I quickly realized he was kidnapping me. I had to think fast. I was panicking.
"I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" I shouted loudly.
The man was unhappy, but took us to a gas station so that I could go. He grabbed my arm and looked me in the eyes and sternly said "If you're up to anything, I'll kill you! Don't say anything to anybody. You better come right back!"
I went into the bathroom and looked around. A window! I quickly scrambled on top of the toilet and popped the window open. I hauled myself up to the opening and began to pull myself out and to freedom when a hand grabbed my foot! It was the man! He began pulling my leg...
Just like I'm pulling yours.
So I'm at a meeting in work, and one of my co-workers wisdom teeth are coming in and he has the right answers to everything.
Me: You got the right answers to everything, Ivan.
Girl I work with: He's just becoming wiser.
The guy running the meeting and I start busting up laughing and everybody else groans. It was amazing.
Only for some people, but it sure made Bud wiser
Well they made Bud wiser
It made Bud wiser.
It made bud wiser.
It made bud wiser
It sure made "bud wiser"
Sure, it made Bud wiser!
Dad: Did you know that beer makes you smarter? Brother: No, how do you figure? Dad: Well, it made Bud wiser.
