The wonton destruction.
She utterly hates Dad jokes. This, naturally, only encourages me
So, yesterday
Me: Hey Princess! Did you hear they found some crazy insect on the moon?
Her: This is a dad joke isn't it? Please get out of my room
Me: No really. They're calling it a lunar-tic
Her: OUT!
The second replies βIβm a big metal fanβ
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Man: Are you a fan of music
Turbine: Yeah Iβm a big metal fan
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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Itβs only a draft at the minute.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
I kinda blows
A canairy.
Even though everyone says it's a breeze.
.....but it's only a draft.
It really blows
He gave me a kite
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
It always seems to be against me lately
It's just a draft at the moment.
Febreeze.
I'm a big fan
I said "hey wind, chill..."
But it ends up they were just winding me up.
Hi, I am a big fan.
Amazon lobsters in Maine attempt to unionize, but wind up in hot water. In an interview, Jeff Bezos simply stated, βPass the butter.β
"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"
by Peter Pollen Mary.
He lost the other in Nom.
He replied βIβm a big metal fan!β
"I'm a big metal fan"
The other replies βWell, Iβm a big metal fan.β
Blew
"I'm a huge metal fan"
The other one says βIβm a heavy metal fan.β
It said yeah. Iβm a big metal fan.
