Dolly Pardon.
Clint Eastwood
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
One character says “I’ll see you at the corral” my dad turns to me and says O.K
Not sure if this is a joke or if it even fits here but it made me laugh and my dad said it
The Upper Midwest
The Eastern part is in Missouri.
They really rustled my gym E's.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what's the worst job you've ever had?" the bartender asks him. "I guess that would be when I worked for a dry cleaners down in Texas. All I did all day long was iron a bunch of starched-up western shirts and jeans for cowboys," the guy says. "Howdy pressing."
Bonanza split 😅
Tex mechs.
I said, I'll Paso.
They're also pun-ishingly bad! You should be pun-alized for it!
Edit: >!I normally don't do this but let me explain the joke/post. Please notice the pun-chline below the title.!<
>!The idea behind this post was to make a pun out of the controversial topic of this sub and nothing else.!<
>!I'm the "devil's advocate" when it comes to both sides. I love both SFW and NSFW dad jokes. Also, there are many prude cultures in the world where parents don't use NSFW jokes with their kids even as an adult so it makes sense why they won't think an NSFW joke is not a dad joke. Reddit is not limited to western culture.!<
Edit 2: A lot of people have been sharing links in this post. Don't click them. They might be scammers.
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
A Siberian husky
Rebar McEntire
Spaghetti westerns.
It replied: “Iran”
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
But today I've fallen off the wagon.
That book is really remarqueable.
It was Erie.
I was swept off my feet.
Grape Britain.
I'm looking for the man who shot my pa'
One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.
Because they are antioxidant.
The hole family pitches in
Because they're anti-Occidents.
Dad: "So it's an Eastern."
I walked right into that one.
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
I'm going on record to predict approximately 3.14 inches of snow tomorrow
Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.
So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and my dad walked in right as I accidentally corralled a cow off a cliff. He said.
"you know what they call a cow that falls off a cliff?"
"ground beef"
Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:
YOUR WIFE IS HOT
Time to get the A/C fixed.
We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.
Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?
Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.
Friend: I don't think I'm gonna take the essay part of the SAT if it's optional now Little Sister: But then you'll only be taking a T
The mom's in the room were really confused at first then groaned. I for one know a dad joke when I hear one
Was very Remarqueable.
I said, “Tell them- Sorry, not Sari.”
