A list of puns related to "Slavophilia"
Slavophilia = Obsessed with Slavic cultures.
Do your worst!
After Peter I, Russian Tsars looked abroad to find their wives, but it seems that the Empresses were almost exclusively German Lutherans. The only two exceptions I can find are Charlotte of Prussia (a German Calvanist) and Dagmar of Denmark (a Danish Lutheran), and I'm given to understand the latter was a deliberate choice to have the Tsarevich not marry a German due to the rise of Slavophilia.
My main question is what was Russia's marriage policy seeking to gain in terms of these German matches?
Especially since, aside from Charlotte, none seemed to be able to provide a powerful alliance for Russia, nor did it secure peace with any of their enemies, where a marriage with Sweden or the Habsburgs might have been better suited?
I noticed too that the Empresses were all generally required to convert to Orthodoxy; why did Russia not seek marriages with Princesses from the Orthodox countries like Serbia, Bulgaria, or Greece, especially once they became independent?
Was there a reason Catholics were excluded from consideration?
Thank you for your replies!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
free
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
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