Pacifist Puns

A list of puns related to "Pacifist"

Why did the pacifist refuse to join the orchestra?

He hated violins.

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👤︎ u/EEZAK04
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why do pacifists hate music?

They're against violins (violence)

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👤︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
📅︎ May 26 2020
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In addition to being a pacifist, Gandhi was a baker.

Because of this, he made a lot of Naan-violence.

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👤︎ u/IchHabKeinRedditName
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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A dyslexic pacifist balks into a war ...

The bartenders says “I know I can’t make you take a shot”.

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👤︎ u/ThereIsNoTri
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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My fiancee did not appreciate this. Our ten year old did. "What do you call an anaconda that's also a pacifist?"

A cantaconda

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👤︎ u/l1_styx_1l
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Most vegans are pacifists.

They don't want any beef.

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👤︎ u/TraditionSmashed
📅︎ May 02 2019
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What’s a fist that doesn’t hurt

A Pacifist

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👤︎ u/awesomehuder
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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