If you were The Weeknd’s driver you could get a lot of *milage* out of the joke, I’m just working for The Weeknd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnieDog23456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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The Weeknd met with an accident yesterday

Now he's dis-abel-d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Got my wife good with this one.

Driving in the car on the way to the mall while listening to The Weeknd's new album when I turn and say:

Oh, I did a little research and discovered where he was born.

Her: Really? Where?

Me: A little place called Frisatsun.

Her: Where is that?

Me: it's on the weekend!

She punched me immediately.

*Edited for formatting

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