My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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👤︎ u/LetterZee
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:

Only you can stamp out domestic violets.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Weed killers

I think we should Round-Up anyone who makes cancerous weed killers.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?

Turns out they always Round Up.

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👤︎ u/Sad-Crow
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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An old man and his lawn

An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.

He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.

"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."

"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."

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📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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