Killing Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonSpace23
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My fiancΓ© killed (pun intended) the gift game this year with a custom serial killer edition of Guess Who! imgur.com/gallery/Te5WR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesean366
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Double Kill(pun intended) clips.twitch.tv/VainSilly…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/calexil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Just something if you happen to have 1hr/20 minutes to kill (pun intended.) youtube.com/watch?v=nSSmo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prodevel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I would kill (pun intended) for a pig buff

she's so god damn fun to play as sometimes but fuck me she's outright useless at high ranks. People say to just use her dash for mindgames but it just never works on most loops besides the shortest of them. Wraith, Pig, Spirit, When will BHVR end the trend of "the stealth character that warns you for 2-3 seconds before they attack."

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The Killing Pun imgur.com/77sLgWQ
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Y'all straight TRIP'in'! (terrible triple kill pun thx) gfycat.com/AcademicAppreh…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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/u/4DimensionalToilet takes a math joke to the next level with a thread-killing pun np.reddit.com/r/funny/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinreborn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Kill la Kill Pun Thread?

These threads kill la kill me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenericallyEpic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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Looking for Pan kill puns and binds

I have a script that I have posted here before, that lets you post a bad pun every time you get a pan kill. currently it Is just halo kill streaks, but I would like to add more to the list anyone have any good "pan kill" binds.

Current Puns

That didnt really Pan out for you
PanTastic
Pantacular
Pantrocity
Panimanjaro
Paning Riot
Panpage
Panzerker
Panssassin
Panpocalypse
Panfection
Pantermination
Panfrigginbelievable
The Pan in mightier than the sword

From this Thread
It was just as I Panned.
Let Me lend you a pan.
You're such a panzy
This is PANdemonium
Dont Have a Panic Attack
Welcome to dxfan101010's Panning salon
Looks Like I caused A PANdemic "You can fry, you can fry, you can fry!" -Peter Pan
Propan Nightpans
Oh no, Its The Frying DutchPan

Thanks to /r/tf2 My spam bind has come along very well. Here it is for anyone interested.

alias Panspam "spam1"
alias spam1 "Say "That didnt really Pan out for you"; alias Panspam spam2"
alias spam2 "Say "PanTastic"; alias Panspam spam3"
alias spam3 "Say "Pantacular"; alias Panspam spam4"
alias spam4 "Say "Pantrocity"; alias Panspam spam5"
alias spam5 "Say "Panimanjaro"; alias Panspam spam6"
alias spam6 "Say "Paning Riot"; alias Panspam spam7"
alias spam7 "Say "Panpage"; alias Panspam spam8"
alias spam8 "Say "Panzerker"; alias Panspam spam9"
alias spam9 "Say "Panssassin "; alias Panspam spam10"
alias spam10 "Say "Panpocalypse"; alias Panspam spam11"
alias spam11 "Say "Panfection"; alias Panspam spam12"
alias spam12 "Say "Pantermination"; alias Panspam spam13"
alias spam13 "Say "Panfrigginbelievable"; alias Panspam spam14"
alias spam14 "Say "This is pandemonium"; alias Panspam spam15"
alias spam15 "Say "The Pan in mightier than the sword"; alias Panspam spam16"
alias spam16 "Say "It was just as I Panned"; alias Panspam spam17"
alias spam17 "Say "Let Me lend you a pan"; alias Panspam spam18"
alias spam18 "Say "You're such a PANzy"; alias Panspam spam19"
alias spam19 "Say "PANdemonium"; alias Panspam spam20"
alias spam20 "Say "Welcome to Random852's Panning salon"; alias Panspam spam21"
alias spam21 "Say "Dont have a PANic Attack"; alias Panspam spam22"
alias spam22 "Say "looks like I caused a PANdemic"; alias Panspam spam23"
alias spam23 "Say "You can fry, you can fry, you can fry! -Peter Pan"; alias Panspam spam24"
alias spam24 "Say "Propan Nightpans"; alias Panspam spam25"
alias spam25 "Say "Oh no, Its The Frying

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The greatest post-kill puns in action movie history theshiznit.co.uk/feature/…
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What is the greatest post-kill pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlamHelsing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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The Squeeze Isn't Just Inevitable, It's Absolutely Necessary For the Long Term Survival of the Nation. Buckle the Fuck Up.

ELI5: The government (and its buddies like Blackrock), the Fed, and the SEC are killing two birds with one squeeze: getting rid of corruption and market domination, and artificial economic tapering.

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TL;DR: We are about to witness the greatest systemic reset of the financial markets, ever. 2008 was child's play. Justice, in my opinion, never prevailed. The bad guys never got punished for the catastrophe that they inflicted onto the average American citizen, and in fact, the government stole our tax dollars to keep them alive. One way or another though, the classical market model suggests that the market is essentially self-regulating, and I still believe this is true. The fuckery of the past few decades since the inception of the internet and tech into the market have only delayed this principle, snowballing the issues and thus amplifying the damage done when it unravels. Well, you beautiful apes are the culmination of the "self-regulation." We stepped in because we saw the fuckery that so desperately needs to be rid of the financial system, because the SEC has proven to be utterly awful at their jobs: REGULATING THE MARKETS. The appointment of Gary Gensler gives me hope this will change, but I digress. I believe that the squeeze is being used as a vehicle to regurgitate decades of corruption and outright theft in our financial system. Apes' diamond hands have (painfully) propped the door open for the SEC to build a detailed criminal prosecution case against the evil powers-that-be, and to finally get rid of these toxic parasites once and for all.

But, the squeeze is also ESSENTIAL for the economic survival of the nation. In my opinion, this is the heart of my DD. The Federal Reserve is in an absolute nightmare scenario as a result of not having the balls to retract Quantitative Easing policy since its inception in November of 2008. Years of ignoring the problem has backed them into an ultimatum: they either taper (temporarily cause a sell off in the market, but an eventual recovery), or plunge the nation into hyperinflation (the point of no return). The problem is, Jerome Powell's seat is up for grabs in February, and it is extremely rare that major economic policy is enacted in the months leading up to said appointment cycle. Frankly, JPow doesn't have the balls to taper, that is, until his chair is secure, even if the fate of the nation hangs in the balance. Tapering needs to happen NOW, but JPow has his hands tied as far as legis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanclvg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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Anybody here wanted to see Light win?

This might sound bad but I wanted to see Light win so badly lol. I would kill (pun intended) to see an ova or a one shot of an alternate ending of him killing everyone in the wear house and getting the last laugh. Normally I’m always rooting for the β€œgood guy” or hero but this is the one time where I actually wanted to see the β€œbad” guy win. Light’s mind went to hell by the end...but even so...he came way too far to go down like that. I freaking love the guy, such a well-written character.

Anybody else team Light? Maybe it’s just me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSZ201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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We think he's in KILLINGLY CT heading towards Putnam. Please please please share if you have peeps out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealUncledirt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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Anyone live in the killingly-ish area?

[PC GAMES] Hey not trying to be weird but is there any gamers out here around 21 yrs old? preferably male so my girlfriend doesnt get jealous? i think it would be cool to have a friend to play videogames with and hangout with outside of videogames. if you find this weird I am sorry lol. [if so message me and i can send you my discord]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guilty_Waltz_5829
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Finished it

First I was suprised that there is a subreddit dedicated to this manga.

I finished Goodnight PunPun the 24th December, not the greatest idea lol.

I was shocked how close my feelings and thoughts were close to PunPun. It went from a melodramatic story to a total tragedy. The very first volumes were good and echoed in the little child in me, the innocent one, starting to questionning the world around him. When the last ones were perfect and a total reflection of my current personal situation.

I did some searching about the ending and noticed that some people didn't like the ending and the ''I'm dark, I wanna die'' vibe the main character had. It's maybe because I feel the same but I totally understood his psyche. However I expected it to be far more worse because in the video that made me want to start this manga the guy said he cried at the end.

But still, the last few volumes were a real emotional roller coaster. I expected PunPun to kill Aiko or them to do a collective suicide or maybe that Aiko kills PunPun while sleeping. But Aiko commiting suicide was the best worst choice. We didn't see it, didn't expected it. And ruined my morale.

To be honest I don't know if this manga made me feel worse or better.

Last but not least the manga is SOOOO Beautiful some characters are ugly and elegant at the same time. I'm kinda sad because I expected at the very end to see the real face of PunPun but I understand the author's choice (also gotta love the design of the Bird so simplistic yet so poetic). There's so much work and detail put into the background it's so impressive and I loved all the symbolism drawn throughout the manga.

Truly a unique manga. You know, I always thought that I will show to my kids Naruto because I think it's a beautiful piece of work about life and about growing up. Now I know that the day they will turn 18 I'm gonna tell them to read Oyasumi PunPun because I believe that this manga is the natural continuation of Naruto in its themes.

Thanks for Reading this UUUUUUUGE text

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Killingly, Konnecticut Kongresswoman: Governor is Hitler. nhregister.com/news/artic…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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Mother Ayahuasca & The Demonic American Media

In a recent ceremony I underwent a lengthy period of processing the trauma in the collective. I saw visions of death, destruction, all kinds of darkness. The pandemic, the looting and riots, various forms of violence. I then curiously began to see various well-known US TV news personalities on both the right and leftβ€” Tucker Carlson, Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, Sean Hannity. It wasn’t until yesterday that I was able to unpack the meaning of this.

Based on these visions, I now have a very powerful emotional intuition that the American media is a demonic force that literally profits and thrives off of our negativity. They create content that inspires anger, fear, resentment, tribalism, and many other negative impulses that proceed to drive engagement with their products. The negativity that they generate then creates disturbances in the collective that create further negativity, such as shootings, violence, etc, which then creates even more negativity, and a vicious cycle ensues. It’s a race to the bottom.

Meanwhile, viewership & advertising revenues spike, and these assholes laugh all the way to the bank. There’s a big reason that the media often encourages war or harsh military actionβ€” ratings soar & they make a killing, pun intended.

They are the 21st century equivalent of the tobacco companies. They are demonic & parasitic entities that profit from death and poor mental health.

I have been intellectually aware of this for years, but to have Mother Ayahuasca show me this in such a vivid and emotional way, the truly demonic & parasitic nature of the media, was very powerful. Gaining the additional emotional understanding that ayahuasca can provide has taken this understanding to a much deeper level. She has helped me understand that the media is not only negative, but demonic.

It is precious, learning to understand something not only intellectually but also emotionally.

I have been very addicted to reading/watching news for several years now. I would read the news multiple times per day, every day, constantly check Twitter & various other feeds, listen to news podcasts, and partake in the political theater online.

I now have not watched the news or read a single news article in the 9 days since this ceremony, nor have I read Twitter, nor even listened to a news podcast. I hope and pray that Mother Ayahuasca has set me straight on this for good.

I am DONE giving my energy to demonic entities that seek to use psychic pain t

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Quick way to make money

Hopefully this helps out someone but i just recently started playing oblivion and noticed a lot of the quests don't pay gold (unlike skyrim). So whats helped me out a lot is buying jewelry and enchanting it and selling it. Make sure u have ur mercantile skill high and you'll make really good profit. I also made a killing (pun not intended) in cave Rock milk. Almost all NPC's had really good gear and weapons so I'd go back and forth between looting and selling. Hope this helps and happy looting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solisabe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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On top of the world in Killingly, CT
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Killingly Street in Johnston

Hey! Just wanted to give everyone a heads up, the police have been on Killingly Street in Johnston every single day this week pulling anyone over that has illegal window tint.

Not sure if they're there all day, but I've seen them every day between 4 and 5pm.

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Cat Hollow Park, Killingly. v.redd.it/4zrz68fw1ha71
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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Another Lowe's Memorial display. 2396, Killingly, CT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slatu42
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Kayaking in east killingly CT to watch the sunset imgur.com/a/jkLMPCS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3_L1Nx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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Petition for Resignation of Racist BoE Member in Killingly

If you guys remember the guy in Killingly, CT in a hate group elected to the Board of Ed from a while back, he's still there; if that infuriates you, here's a petition to try and get him to resign. He seems to think his pro-police rally he held this weekend will absolve his bigotry, let's hold him accountable instead.

https://www.change.org/p/jason-muscara-jason-muscara-resign-from-the-killingly-board-of-education

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πŸ‘€︎ u/21stCenturyCicero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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From Norwich to Killingly, COVID hit local volunteer fire departments differently norwichbulletin.com/story…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Yikes Killingly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyamemes
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Officials in Killingly, Conn., voted to reinstate the β€œRedmen” as the local high school’s mascot, over objections from the Mashantucket Pequot Tribal Nation and Nipmuc Tribal Nation washingtonpost.com/nation…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Beautiful fall weekend in CT [Chatfield Hollow State Park, Killingly, CT] reddit.com/gallery/jij30g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicbread007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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This update is bad, game killingly bad

I have been playing since 2013, and I have never seen an update this bad in all my time with this game. Bad updates have come and gone, but I've never seen an update drop that I thought could fundamentally kill the game. Not even the days of the VP system were this bad. The design and thought that predicated this update is fundamentally opposed to what this community wants this game to be. Ever since escalation dropped, our outfit has been running weekly ops again, and maintaining a good amount of players who will show up for ops. Tonight, we don't know if there will even be ops. To break down why this is I'm going to look at what your average planetside 2 player wants, and how each element of this new update fails to bring that (the mission system/campaign, the esamir update, the new lore, and the new items).

What we, the Planetside community want

When it comes to what your average planetman wants, it's important to focus on the most immediate desires, and not their long term dreams for the game. Everyone has a different dream for what the game should look like in 6 months, a year, or two years, however, when you boot up planetside, and log in, most people look for very similar things.

  1. balanced fights that aren't killed immediately, but don't turn into hour long slogs

  2. a good interplay between armor, air, and infantry

  3. a group of people to play and interact with

  4. a sense of continent scale competition that feels fun and fair

How this update runs contrary to those core desires

the campaign/mission system

the campaign and mission system I'm assuming was made to give players who aren't as interested alerts or capturing territory something to do. when put like this, it doesn't sound like such a bad idea, the mission players go run missions while the territory players play for territory. The core flaw with this is, who the fuck plays planetside for anything but fighting, be it at bases or in the field? the audience for this system doesn't exist, and after a few days once the novelty wears off, and people realize how awfully implemented the system is, the shitty incentives will be the only thing keeping people playing it. You may ask at this point, so what? why are people occasionally running missions a bad thing? The answer is twofold. One, it fucks up the faction balance on the continental scale. If you and the boys log on to go cap territory and win alerts, you're going to be pretty pissed when a bunch of your factions populatio

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Killingly Education board considers reinstating Native American mascot, Redman wfsb.com/news/education-b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLoco
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Killingly superintendent: Adult-themed Valentine's Day recommendations to principals sent by mistake norwichbulletin.com/story…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctnutmegger
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Bridging HH and HB.

I just thought of this. With Blitzo's access to the human world and murderous employees, deal makers could make a killing (pun intended.) Make a deal, hire I.M.P, get your free soul now!

A tempting premise, one so much so it could bring the attention of one Strawberry Pimp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Man_With_The_Hex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Received a proper initiation to the scorchbeast queen

Someone nuked Prime two nights ago and so as I was ending my trading run in Watoga and had a few minutes to kill (pun intended), I thought I'd pop over and see about joining my first queen fight. I'm level 102 but have been putting it off because my build is pretty jack-of-all-trades and didn't know if I could really contribute. But I figured, what the heck. So I stroll on over, fashionably late with 15 min left, and the queen has just recently healed so she's back to full health. About 8 guys in PA are on the roof of a warehouse and 3 or 4 are on the ground taking out the adds and waiting for her to land. I whip out my TSE Gatling Plasma and 130 cores I've been saving for this and hold fire for the next 10 minutes. We finally get her down to a small sliver of health with 4 or 5 minutes to go and I'm stoked! 'We got this' I think. Someone lobs a pulse grenade or something that flashes white and instantly, everything freezes. The next thing I see is my desktop. 'Nooooooo! You've got to be kidding me!' Relaunch the game, spawn back in, and I'm standing in the middle of the bog, no queen, no nothing. Only the sound of crickets with not an enemy in sight. I stand there in the silence for about 5 minutes contemplating my misfortune. I hope the other players didn't crash too and got a good drop when she went down. All I got for my trouble was a dozen less cores in my inventory and an almost broken gatling plasma. Then I think back to everyone talking about getting disconnected or crashing at the end of the battle. Looks like I got a proper initiation after all. One day, queenie, I'll be back to finish the job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilpo1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Welcome to the city of KILLINGLY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollo258
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What side hustle is helping you reach your FI goals, and how do you allocate that money?

Assuming you have a day job, what else do you do to make money on the side? Do you add that to your budget, or simply add it to your retirement/index/savings/etc?

I've picked up an additional 2k over the past two months by capitalizing on skills I already have and adding it directly to my index funds. Shit feels GOOD!

My side hustles:

Freelance photography - By far the hardest, and I don't recommend you break into this. High initial expense, huge time commitment, and you'll end up hating it if you don't start because you have an actual passion for it. My paying jobs are not enjoyable in the least.

Ebay/CL flipping - Lots of work if you actively seek it out, much less if you let other people do the hard work of finding the deals. Requires money tied up for 2-6wks at a time, so you have to carefully calculate rewards. Most of my purchases are fairly high value ($200-$800) because margins are higher. I just evaluate for risk of losing money, if it's low, I jump on it. Most gains are $100ish, many are over that. I also do my best to only buy "wants" at low prices that I can dump them later for little to no depreciation or even capital gains. Bought a kayak in 2007 for $1k, used it nonstop for 7 years, just sold it for $1,100. Not a gain when you factor in TVM, but considering the use I got out of it, I'm not going to complain.

Offloading crap - This one is huge but obviously not permanent. It's amazing the kind of money you can get from shit you never use. This isn't really a side hustle but just in general something everyone should do. Bonus points if you get stuff from friends and pay them a % of the profits.

Woodworking - This one is tough. Gotta find a niche and excel. The key is large purchases of cheap wood, relatively easy projects (don't start building cabinets, IKEA will win 95% of the time). I have a friend that turns wooden stakes for people into all the vampire stuff and makes a killing, pun intended. $6 piece of wood, one hour of of turning, sells for ~$75. Granted, they are very nice, and he has a great supplier of wood.

Photography guide: Haven't seen a return on this yet (started a just a few weeks ago) and don't want to divulge too much info, but if you have solid knowledge of photography and can access places people can't on their own, you stand to make serious money. 4wd vehicle? Land access? Know someone high up somewhere desireable? Hint hint, nudge nudge.

The key is to find something you excel at and alr

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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Killingly Board of Education votes to reinstate controversial Redmen mascot archive.is/2L78K
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