A list of puns related to "Wasps"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
He broke out in hives.
We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band
I thought I was the bee's knees.
They're wanna-bees.
"When people ask, mom can just say "you should see the other guy. He reached down my shirt, we got in a fight, and I killed him!""
A wannabee
Is the cagey bee.
they be like "hey wa's 'p"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
Because they can't beehive
A wanna bee
Now it's a washp
"No, it kills them."
"No, it kills them."
He said, βNo, it kills them.β
No, it kills them.
They're wanna-bees
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