I was at a restaurant tonight with family, when my dad started singing: "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..." (it was no one's birthday - we all looked confused)

"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"

points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu

"Happy birthday to you"

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If a sister sees her siblings about to get into trouble, what should she do?

Warner Brothers.

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What did the head of the entertainment company do when someone threatened her family?

Warner Brothers

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