Wank Puns

A list of puns related to "Wank"

What do you call a cow who is having a wank?

Beef Stroganoff.

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👤︎ u/Stimpy10711
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
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👤︎ u/tehaveragejoel
📅︎ Feb 03 2014
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People ask me how I cope with No Nut November...

Its easy, anytime I even think about eating a nut, I have a wank instead!

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👤︎ u/sparkplug420
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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If they made a walking dead porno, it would be "The Wanking Dead"
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👤︎ u/The_Bum_Digity
📅︎ Jan 14 2015
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A good joke is like a good fart.

If you have to force it, it is probably sh*t

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👤︎ u/SketchyBrush
📅︎ May 15 2018
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