16 Hilarious Walla Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

which doctor? 🤔

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👤︎ u/el0ise-

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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👤︎ u/ways_and_means

📅︎ Mar 21 2021

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There were 2 monkeys sitting in the bath...

One says to the other: 'oooooo eeeeee oooooo aaaaa'

The other says: 'put the cold tap on then!'

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👤︎ u/Tinnber

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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Which Witch is a Sandwich

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👤︎ u/gingernuts13

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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I want the normal one too! (Op u/ItsSrikerOMG)

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👤︎ u/ThunderMuffin16

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Dad : “I need to call the doctor today.” Mom : “Which doctor?”

Dad : “No, the regular kind.”

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 10 2019

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Two monkeys are sat in the bath. One says "oooh oooh aah aah"

The other says "well put some more cold in then"

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👤︎ u/Bollock2681

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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Found on r/terriblefacebookmemes

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👤︎ u/TheBirdIsTheWordSWE

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, “I have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, “Which doctor?”...

The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”

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👤︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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What do you call a dead wallaby?

A walla-was.

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👤︎ u/martinroshak

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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Told my friend I had to make an appointment with the Doctor, he asked which doctor?

I said no, just the regular kind.

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👤︎ u/deftspyder

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Wheel of Fortune should host a show in Washington state.

Then I could winna Winnebago in Walla Walla, Washington

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👤︎ u/anaconda386

📅︎ Jul 21 2017

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Just pulled this one on my family

Me: I heard a story today about a bakery in eastern Washington. They're having a promotion where you can get a free loaf of bread if you yell "voila!" at the right time.

Wife: oh-kay....?

Me: Just holla' "voila!" for challah in Walla Walla.

Wife: (blank stare)

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👤︎ u/spoonhocket

📅︎ Sep 20 2013

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Dad:"I need to call the doctor today." Mom:" Which doctor?"

Dad: "No the regular kind."

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Sometimes, my wife makes it *too* easy.

"I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind."

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👤︎ u/HalBriston

📅︎ Dec 05 2016

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