Vil Puns

What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?

Hush Puppies

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/arunphilip

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I live in a really horrible nasty village in between D Vil and F Vil

It's E Vil

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Vanpaa

📅︎ May 26 2019

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I bleached half my hair about 6 months ago and I drive a Corolla. Corolla de Vil?

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/SlytherinAhri

📅︎ Aug 26 2018

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Is the Capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-vil or Loo-ee-vil?

It is pronounced Frankfort.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer

📅︎ Apr 13 2015

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-is-vil or Loo-e-vul?

Frankfort

My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/guilty121

📅︎ Apr 04 2015

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Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian

It was the least I could do for him

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...

Then Soviet...

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/David_120603

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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