Ruined the vibe 😔
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📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Vibe Czech
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📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Your Vibe Czech failed.
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📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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#zootopia_vibes

What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant..ha...ha...ha (flash's laugh)

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📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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He just killed the vibe

I was playing video games and I perform this neat outplay so I turn to my brother, who is at the moment reading some stuff on the internet, and tell him: "Damn I'm good, give me a five!" to which he drops a dad bomb: -"Sorry, I'm left only with tens."

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👤︎ u/SameWill
📅︎ May 11 2014
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Has anyone met a covid-19 survivor?

You get a lot of positive vibes from them!

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📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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There were five kids from Venice Beach in the car, but unfortunately not one of them surf-vibed.
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📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Ever buy a vibrator

Just to find out it doesn't rate your vibes?

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👤︎ u/udforreal
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I got punched by a bunch of guys when I was visiting Prague.

They said they were doing a vibe czech

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📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Van Gogh and his earaser
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📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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What do you call a doctor who is always on call?

An oncologist.

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👤︎ u/BioticRock
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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My wife was telling me about how her meeting went.

She told me that all the management voiced their complaints and worries about a returning manager. And that the vibe was stressful and intense.

I stopped her and said "Wait, why wasn't your meeting held inside a building?"

Eyes rolled, deep sigh had. Felt really good.

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👤︎ u/grangry
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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A roadside motel, couldn't get a gauge on it.

I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.

Hard to read inn.

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📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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Dads proudest moment at a restaurant

Dad and I were out to dinner at a nice restaurant. The waitress was young, had a hippy vibe about her, was chatty and during conversation mentioned that she was a vegan.

When Dad ended up ordering the venison, she turned to him with puppy dog eyes and said "But sir, you realise that's a little deer?"

Dad looked up at her, paused and said "That's OK, I think I can afford it".

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👤︎ u/Near_Canal
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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