What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
A sighborg.
What does Venom use to commit crimes online?
The Dark Web.
Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
A single drop of venom from inland taipan can kill a fully grown elephant.
I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
My dad had to have surgery on his leg due to a venomous snake bite.
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I was bitten by a venomous snake. Fortunately, my uncle's wife gave me a bunch of money, cookies, and gifts.
I was glad to have the auntie dote.
One of my boy scouts asked me, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?"
I said, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all."
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
I continued, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
Grandpa told me this one every time I saw him.
There are two snakes. The first snake asks the second snake, "Are we poisonous?"
The second snake asks, "Why?"
The first snake answers, "I just bit my lip."
The sun is really just a space heater
