I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey-D-Danos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil

But there’s no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowGangGang630
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Someone punched the blunt I was smoking.

Call it a joint injury.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wantstodienow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?

He becomes a high priest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.

It said, "You look ugly without a beard."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Hits blunt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you

They would just suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?

Though I don't really see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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i was going to say a joke about a blunt spear

but i don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6T_FOR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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How do you turn a friar into a high priest?

You give him a blunt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindyourtongueboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call a blunt toothpick?

Pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alright_alex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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They might die of blunt force trauma.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?

Im gonna be blunt with you,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kneegears1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My dad is very blunt about neutered pets...

He'll always call a spayed a spayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Have you heard about those new glasses that only focus on blunt objects

I can't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife

It was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomo_29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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The blunt instrument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Tried to write with a blunt pencil...

Turns out it was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet6966
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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*Hits Blunt*

Emily: "How rude of you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixelvengeur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why shouldn't you sharpen a blunt knife?

There's just no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigsquidder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some very good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?

There is no point to it anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I told my boss to pay me higher.

He gave me my payslip after smoking a blunt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amf44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?

I'll be blunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill

Those were the darkest days of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatocruncher74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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A friend of mine collects blunt pencils...

Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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My friend just bought a knife with a blunt tip

it's pretty pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glorthiar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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Me and my brother really tries to quit smoking weed,

but it's hard, being cojoint twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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To be frank.

I’d have to legally change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My dad always said to me- Son,

There is no point being blunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkyBreww
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Dull pencils are so misunderstood...

Nobody ever gets their point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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A stoner, a Jedi, and a recent orphan walks into a bar

Blunt Force Trauma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I’m really not feeling a lot of these 4/20 jokes.

They’re rather blunt.

Edit: we can hash it out in the comments and weed out the bad ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narwhalofmischf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Did you hear about the broken arrow?

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuidoZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?

There is no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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To be Frank,

I'd have to legally change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilgrove
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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